Episode 525- Season of the Witch (2011)
Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast
Werewolf Ambulance
4.7 • 635 Ratings
🗓️ 30 June 2025
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
Hey team, you may have heard by now, but our pal Pye needs our help: https://gofund.me/a98ba99e
Otherwise...oh good lord, in this week's episode, we're discussing a classic of the most forgettable period of Nic Cage's career, the 2011 film "Season of the Witch." Special topics for your consideration include: bad movies turning good actors into bad actors, the utterly heavy lifting that a wig can perform, a critique of Jeff Bezos because why not?, and some questions about the validity of any crusades, frankly.
Nic Cage RULES. Check him out in Episode 74- "Pay the Ghost," Episode 108- "The Wicker Man," Episode 240- "Mandy" and if you search for "Vacation Episode" in our library, you'll find "Face/Off," which was a Patreon episode that made it into the main feed (April 2021). You can also jump on Episode 438- "Renfield" and Episode 513- "Longlegs."
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Katie. |
| 0:18.2 | Welcome to the season of the witch. |
| 0:20.9 | Episode of Wharble of the witch. Oh. |
| 0:21.4 | Episode of wearable fabulous. |
| 0:22.8 | Oh, a little more welcoming than this Nicholas Cage Ron Perlman classic. |
| 0:28.5 | I think you were going to say Nicholas Cage rom-com. |
| 0:30.6 | Rom-com. |
| 0:31.6 | It is a bit of a buddy rom-com. |
| 0:34.3 | Sure. |
| 0:34.9 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:35.3 | Between him and that wig. |
| 0:37.3 | Oh, I thought between him and the young boy. |
| 0:40.9 | Look, I want to start this episode off by saying, it is insane that I pay for Amazon Prime |
| 0:46.2 | and I still have to watch bullshit ads. |
| 0:48.2 | How dare you? |
| 0:50.3 | Hey, hey, Bezos is getting married this weekend. |
| 0:53.6 | Oh, weddings cost money, baby. |
| 0:55.5 | Yeah, he only has billions of dollars. |
| 0:58.0 | You put the word wedding in front of anything, and the price goes up 15%. |
| 1:02.3 | It's true. |
| 1:04.2 | So 15% of beryl is a whole lot. |
| 1:08.0 | Yeah, welcome to Wedding Wolf Ambulance. |
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