Episode 525 - Earl Thomas And His Brother Seem Fun

Ross Patterson Revolution!

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🗓️ 7 May 2020

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Ross and Jessie discuss why the girls who act like bros were lied to, Ross dives into the crazy Earl Thomas orgy story, a manicurist in Kiawah Island calmly says her last words while being eaten by an alligator, the two give their thoughts on Michelle Obama’s new Netflix documentary “Becoming”, a Georgia man needs justice after being shot by police while jogging, and Ross and Jessie define what a HUSBAND/WIFE is. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross, Patterson Revolution, rock you by Ghostbent.com. Take a bit about me.
0:02.0	Make a bad.
0:03.0	I'm a fucking fight. Rock to you by Ghostbent.com.
0:25.3	Yeah.
0:27.6	Roos.
0:29.4	Rooms.
0:30.4	Rooms.
0:30.7	Root in the, first on the boards today.
0:32.5	First in the room.
0:33.8	First in flight.
0:34.8	Yeah.
0:36.5	That's North Carolina, people. John Glenn said that, right? Isn't that North Carolina? No. First in flight? Yes, it is. Are we? Yeah, it's on your license plate. So the license plate changed to God. There was some form of God in there. Yeah. And God we trust is what I saw on the new license plate.
0:51.2	Maybe you can, maybe you can, you know, vanity it up for Jesus. What are you talking about, dude? I just, so the last two plates that I've seen, it says, in God we trust, instead of first in flight on there. And I was like, ah, I wonder if you can pay more for Jesus. You can choose.
0:51.8	Oh, you can?
1:11.6	So it's first in flight on there and I was like ah I wonder if you can pay more for Jesus you can choose so it's first in flight or one other one I want I want but I always was like first in flight because
1:18.0	I don't want to be like sure in Jesus we I want to see two dolphins punching each other on my license
1:24.2	plate you know just like midair, just bluish, you know?
1:27.7	With their fins?
1:28.8	Yeah.
1:29.2	How do they punch?
1:29.9	With their fins.
1:31.2	I want to see them fin up, dude.
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