Episode 524: RuPaul's Drag Race S18 Ep 3 - "RDR Live Returns!"
Alright Mary: All Things RuPaul's Drag Race
Colin Drucker & Johnny Also
4.6 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 18 January 2026
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Pre-recorded from Simi Valley, it’s RDR Live! Third time’s not quite the charm, but the night is nearly saved by Michelle’s towel acting. Then it’s a zoo on the runway, and a good night for at least one of the Dions. Meanwhile Brian almost bites it before Mandy Mango is told she can go.
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| 0:00.0 | I hit the deer. |
| 0:05.0 | All right, Mary. |
| 0:18.0 | As I watched the sketch, you being an Amish conservative woman should have continued to play throughout the whole skit. |
| 0:26.6 | Because there's so much to be done with an Amish conservative character. |
| 0:30.6 | That's where the comedy was. |
| 0:32.6 | As much as Darlene was giving crazy rocker white trash person, you needed to give us demure kind of fundamentalist instead of ripping up your blouse and doing that. |
| 0:44.1 | I like the titty's popping out. |
| 0:45.8 | That's just me. |
| 0:47.0 | I think there is nothing this woman could have done this week. |
| 0:50.1 | They were sending her ass back to Philadelphia no matter what she did. |
| 0:54.6 | Yeah, I agree 100%. |
| 0:57.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:58.3 | She honestly, like, I thought she did great the challenge. |
| 1:02.4 | Like, you should have popped out your titties. |
| 1:04.4 | Like, you do go there. |
| 1:05.8 | You do have to go off the rails because at least it was funny, right? |
| 1:09.5 | At least it wasn't, because if she didn't be like, oh, you got lost. Oh, it was a little two. One note. One note. Right. Yeah. And then RuPaul's saying, and, you know, there's just so much you can do with a conservative Amish woman. I'm like. Sounds like a parody. Yeah. I was like, what are you going to say J.K. thing like what Like, what are you talking about? What do you mean you didn't want her to pop her tits out? What do you mean? What do you mean? In 18 seasons, you've never not wanted a girl to pop her tits out. Come on. Jiggle them titties, bitch. It's always her thing. It's always her thing. She loves them. She, her relationship with Michelle changed in a marked way once she had the boobs taken out. |
| 1:49.8 | Like, it is a difference. |
| 1:52.0 | Rupal loves boobs. |
| 1:53.9 | Yeah, I mean, that's absolutely correct. |
| 1:55.7 | I, listen, the RDR Live, I think there was one really great sketch. |
| 2:02.4 | I think one sketch was written really well. |
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