Episode 523- Slumber Party Massacre 2 (1987)
Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast
Werewolf Ambulance
4.7 • 635 Ratings
🗓️ 9 June 2025
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
In this week's episode, we're discussing an utterly spectacular sequel with 1987's "Slumber Party Massacre 2." Special topics for your consideration include: the male equivalent of a butterface (buthisface? it just doesn't work), preferred methods of taking in calcium, too-many-teeth disease, the classic song "Wipeout," and HELEN FROM WIIIIIIIINGS!
We covered the original "Slumber Party Massacre" so early on...it was Episode 18. Want to see some more actors from "Wings" because OF COURSE YOU DO?? You may enjoy Episode 149- "Single White Female" starring Brian. Brian from Wings.
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| 0:00.0 | Helen from Wings, Helen from Wings, Helen from Wings, Helen from Wings, Helen from Wings. |
| 0:25.5 | Helen from Wings. |
| 0:26.6 | When this movie started, I was like, who is that lady? |
| 0:29.6 | I think she's real hot, and I have thought she's real hot for a real long time. |
| 0:34.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:35.6 | It's fucking Helen from Wings. |
| 0:36.7 | I saw the name Crystal Bernard in the opening credits, and I was like, that's fucking Helen from Wings. That's fucking Helen from Wings. I saw the name Crystal Bernard in the opening credits. |
| 0:39.1 | I was like, that's fucking Helen from Wings. |
| 0:40.6 | That's fucking Helen from Wings. |
| 0:42.3 | I don't want a name shame. |
| 0:43.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:43.9 | But that's not a hot name. |
| 0:45.2 | Crystal Bernard. |
| 0:45.9 | Crystal Bernard. |
| 0:46.7 | It's pretty Penn Hills, if you're asking me. |
| 0:49.2 | You know what I mean? |
| 0:51.4 | Her pet peeves are. |
| 0:52.9 | Yeah. her pet peeves are she likes men who spend money on her |
| 0:56.7 | and men who play football in her dreams |
| 1:00.5 | yes and men with too many teeth in their goddamn heads |
| 1:03.9 | oh man what movie are we talking about this week |
| 1:08.9 | slumber party massacre two |
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