Episode 522 - May The Fourth Be With You

Ross Patterson Revolution!

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Entertainment News, News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2020

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Ross and Jessie discuss why it was weird watching the virtual Kentucky Derby, murder bees are on the loose in the Southern United States, despite what the news tells you, Kim Jong Un is definitely dead, Ross and Jessie discuss movies they grew up on, and Ross feels that things are starting to return back to normal. May the Fourth be with you! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross, Patterson Revolution, rock you by Ghostbent.com. Take a bit about me.
0:02.0	Make a bad.
0:03.0	I'm a fucking fight. Rock to you by Ghostbent.com
0:21.0	Yeah, James, we're back, baby.
0:29.2	May the fourth be with you.
0:32.7	Nope.
0:33.7	May the fourth.
0:35.8	If you like Mondays. We were singing a little song before we started. If you like Mondays.
0:38.5	We were singing a little song before we started.
0:40.6	If you like Mondays, fuck you.
0:43.9	Yeah, yeah, we're singing that.
0:45.4	Mondays are for bitches and losers.
0:49.3	Mondays are for bitches and for losers.
0:52.0	And for losers.
0:52.0	And bitches love Mondays.
0:54.0	If you like Mondays, get the fuck out of my
0:57.8	face yeah if you like Mondays now do you remember when we probably stick your wiener up your own
1:02.9	butthole yeah you know you got to do it flaccid and wait for it to get hard yep can't do it
1:08.5	everybody know yeah do not.
1:11.1	A lot of blood. Bilt up in your pecker. You remember when we used to try and not curse in the first couple minutes? There was something in the algorithm a lie. Who knows with this YouTube? It was a lie. Yeah, it's all a lie. It's all a lie. Don't curse within the first 90 seconds. Don't say the word Sherpa in the first four minutes of your video. Don't exfoliate your skin if you're on camera during the first nine seconds. All of it. I'm tired of all of it. Whatever happens happens. I want to give a shout out to Craig Doleski. He was first in the room tonight on YouTube. First in the room. Yeah, first in the room this afternoon. First in flight. First in flights, Craigers. Proud of you. May the fourth be with you, Jabes. Today's the day. Stop. Go. May the fourth. But we can also stop. Nope. Can't stop.
2:01.8	Won't stop.
2:02.5	I think it's just Cinco de Mayo Eve.
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