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Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Episode 520 - That's Not Toilet Paper

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Camper, Fishing, Simms, Wilderness, Rivers, Reel, Orvis, Hankpatterson, Wild, Conservation, Outdoors, Comedy, Adventure, Sports, Flyfishing, Mountains, Camping, Hiking, Streams, Costa

5908 Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2023

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

This week Hank is recording river side with friends Nate and Rachel. It all begins with an unfortunate story involving poison ivey and eventually to a spirited conversation about the etiquette of fishing a friends super secret spot. Enjoy!

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is our second attempt. We're starting over. We started recording. We recorded for maybe four minutes, it was absolute trash, because I was just going on and on.

0:19.0

We're sort of out in the elements, we're out. We're doing a remote recording of the podcast this week.

0:26.2

We're sitting next to South Fork of the Boise River up in the mountains, the middle of

0:30.7

shit in nowhere.

0:32.8

Beautiful water, running too high to really fish well.

0:35.8

Doesn't matter.

0:36.2

I'm just setting the scene of where we are.

0:38.6

I'm joined by my friends Rachel and Nate.

0:41.8

Rachel say hi. Hello. Rachel say hi.

0:43.1

Hello.

0:45.1

Or say hello, whatever.

0:46.6

I'm, you know, really good at taking direction, both of them.

0:50.8

So we decided to come up into the mountains, hang out do a little bit of fishing water's high

0:56.4

So that's the answer if you're thinking oh did you guys know when people ask tomorrow

1:03.1

Hey, how did you guys do?

1:04.4

Did you catch any fish?

1:05.9

The answer is going to be,

1:07.4

the water's high.

1:09.5

Because the answer's never, no.

1:12.2

Yeah, it's always, well, it's always well, there's some excuse, right? Yeah, so if you don't catch fish it's wind water. Yeah, wind water's high water's a little off color.

1:24.0

I had a few looky loose, a couple of chasers.

1:26.4

Too hot, too cold.

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