Hello again friends, and you are our friends and welcome to another edition of Jim Cornett's Drive Through. I am your host, the great Brian Lass, broadcasting from the beautiful

Arcadian Vanguard Studios and simulcasting across the cult cast network. And I of course joined by the leader of the cult of Cornett, Mr. Jim Cornett. I can't believe I've gotten this far without you. Well, I'll tell you why because they may not all be my friends today, most of them are, but there may be a few that get excluded. And you've just been you've just been actually trying to cheer me up. You've been playing for me some very hilarious footage that from from from across the Arcadian Vanguard network over there on that

side of the of the podcast world of and and and we'll talk about that at a later time here on the program of the Kentucky fried rastlin, bounding still on the masqueras, masqueras thing for heaven's sake, but but but they got some great audio. I'm sure you'll plug it later, but you you played me that and that almost cheered me up, but the problem is if anybody is out there listening. And of course, why shouldn't they be to the sound of my voice here. Here amongst the cult of

Cornett, where you try to get knowledge dropped on you at the drive through every week here, if you work for Goodwill Industries, where you're no longer a friend of of the cult of Cornett in my opinion, because they have offended me, they offended me yesterday. And I'll tell you why, because I've often, you know, when we get new stuff around here around the castle, but the other stuff is still functioning. I don't just, you know, try to squeeze every last dollar out of something like some

people do. I contribute it for the for the needy and the goodwill of the of my fellow man. We take it down and we give it to Goodwill. It's still functional and get something out of it, help some people in need. And and as a matter of fact, Stacy even stops shops there on some occasions for for

church keys that a little I call them knickknacks, but little things that you can for little wicker things, it's it's they got better wicker than that all night wicker place that we used to go.

So we've done we've been flood close the Cornett family and then the the the offspring of Castle Cornett, they're not the offspring, but the cast off. We, we could tripping it, but we can

Tribute it things and we're still good. All the cast off the things that we have cast a cast away from the castle here shut up. I'm trying to do a bit. No, I'm serious about this.

So we've we've contributed and we've we've spent money with them. So yes, I've been mean to do this for a long time, but there's a bed here in my office and it's not really anybody.

Mostly ever sleeps and it is just set up because it's an antique bed. It's very beautiful. And and when I got that Casper mattress a while back, I got put that on that bed and and I put the old mattress, which really was only used every so often.

Put it under the bed and I said, one of these days, I'm okay, because it's got to go down two flights of stairs and out through the garage and et cetera. Then I got to get it in the truck and carry it down and I said, I'll give it to the goodwill because it brand new mattress, right.

So finally, because the weather man also is against me and everybody knows it was rainy on derby day in in Louisville, Kentucky this year.

So I had gone to the trouble of of turning this thing upwards and having stays help me slide it through the vault down to flights of stairs out through the kitchen and through the TV room out through the goddamn garage and into the back of the truck.

And and I said, and yesterday, I said, there'd be nobody out on derby day at the goodwill. It won't be crowded. I don't like crowds standing in line waiting to give people things. So I'll go over there then. It'll be easy, right.

And of course it's raining, just raining and miserable and wet.

So I'd go over there and I pull up. We're always do. They've got an overhang out there and they come out. They have a cart and they thank you for the things that you give to them to help the poor and the needy and the misfits and the fucking infirm.

And and and they give you a little ticket so you get right it off your income tax, no matter fact, too. And you go on your merry way.

So I popped the back of the the black beauty and I here comes the guy was a little card. I said, this actually won't go in your card, but we can set it right on there is brand new mattress here for you. Oh, we can't take that.

So what do what do you mean? What does it have the box springs? I said, no, it's just a mattress here, but it's brand new mattress has barely been used. We can't take that.

I said, is this some kind of health department and I've had box springs. We can take it. I said, so you're not even turning this mattress down on the grounds that somebody has has in some way defiled it where it's not fit for humans to to lay on it. We've had some kind of unholy sexual fucking proclivities going on here or engaged in some some bodily fluid activities or or had farm animals.

Or breeding on this. It's not even that. That'd be fine if it had the box springs, but you're not going to take his brand new mattress that I've driven down here after I looked all the way through my house instead of throwing it off. I could have thrown it off the deck. It had been downstairs at a heartbeat, but I didn't want to make it dirty and nasty for the for the people who might sleep on it next, but they wouldn't take this brand new mattress because it didn't have the box springs. So I said, well, in that case, thank you. Fuck you by.

And I brought to God, I said, you got to know at first, I said, well, you got a dumpster around here. Oh, no, we got a dumpster around here. I said, well, then thank you. Fuck you by.

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