Hello again, friends, and welcome to another edition of Jim Cornett's Drive-Thru. I am your host, the Great Brian Last. And I want to welcome my co-host this week.

Yeah, we established that last week. I'm not fucking this dog. I'm just holding its head. You're the guy in charge of this, this fiasco here.

And what a dog it is.

Well, welcome to another edition of the drive-thru. You guys now would work. You sending your questions and we attempt to read them and answer them on the air.

It doesn't always go the way we expected to go, but there are different ways you could send in your questions. You could send it on Twitter using the hashtag corny drive-thru or via email to corny drive-thru at gmail.com. But hey, Jim, I want to mention something before we are going.

What did you want to mention to me, Brian? What are you doing the radio pattern thing here for? Hey, Jim, I want to mention something to you. It's like we're professional broadcasters or something. You know, as well as I do that I'm sitting here grumpy.

On a Sunday. That's why I'm doing this.

Dealing with all of the things that I deal with here at the castle on a daily basis and you're trying to get me to good mood.

I am. I just got a copy of the body press from March 30th, 1974 in Detroit. Listen to this lineup. Listen to this show. This is ridiculous. This is just an average show.

The opening match, a gigantic 20-man battle royal, each contestant puts up $500. The winner is the last man standing. He collects $10,000. That's the opening match.

Opening match. As Ted Joe from Mexico City versus New Zealand's own Bobby Heenan.

What did Bobby Heenan with from news of what? It says New Zealand 240 pounds.

Oh, good lord. Little Lily and Bobo Johnson will take on a little bruiser and a little Tokyo in a midget tag team match.

Following that, the fabulous kangaroos Al Costello and Don Kent versus Pepper Gomez and Billy Red Lions.

After that, we have George, Crybaby Cannon versus Jacques Rougeau.

Senior, senior, seniors. Kabuki versus Irish Mickey Doyle. Who's Kabuki in Detroit at this time?

That was Kabuki and it was spelled K-A-B-O-O-K-I, correct?

Yes. Yes.

What was his name? What was his name? Oh, gosh.

And it's escaping me. It's on the tip of my tongue and a lot of the cult cornered members.

Super mouth, Dave Grayson is going to be ashamed of me. What was the guy?

I can't remember the guy's name now that was Kabuki, but it was it was not the great Kabuki.

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