Yo, what do you want, beak or jaws, feathers or fur, sharp teeth or feet with claws,

whatever's preferred, they'll grant you all last request to steady your nerves, then podcast

the body parts get severed and served. Bring your weak shit, where the wall finale, that ain't just a

mistake, that's an awful howler. Both of them are known to pull up at your shows.

Have the crowd witnessing a murder like they rolled in with a gang of crows. Fuck their censorship. Let them see the whole thing. They stay dressed to kill. Never sheep's clothing. Dark enough to turn the sun to the moon. You'll see nothing. All your hears are huffer puff and a... a expect killings red spilling and flesh ripping

impressive in it

The death bringing his head spinning

Just kidding every word in his songs

About two grown men

Dressed up as a bird and a dog

Hello

You know what time it is

I'll tell you what it is

It's damn early boy

It is early

Well it would have been earlier, wouldn't it?

It would.

But you've...

I've moved it. This is... You're listening to the Wolf and Al at 7.40 AM. You know this is how breakfast DJs feel? God, do they? Yeah, yeah. It's a harder job than I thought then, because I feel really... And also, because they've got to be happier than we are, right?

Yeah, they have, yeah.

Do you know, on the way in, stopped off to get a coffee, normally get an almond quass on. So walked in, do my usual thing, get the coffee. And what I like to do is get the coffee on the go, press to get the machine going, get the old caffeination through the veins. And then I'd like to pick up my arm and croissant. Every morning, have an almond croissant. This morning, no almond croissons. And I'm going to be honest with you, I know it sounds like a minor thing in the grand scheme of things, but really put me off my stride. And what we want to know here at the studio is what small things put you off your stride?

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