Hello and welcome to a dole-wipped episode of We Only Look Thin.

I am your lady host, Catherine Weigel, and I have lost 150 pounds.

And with me today is your male host.

Your gentleman host.

Gentleman host? I don't know. I couldn't think of what's the male equivalent to lady?

Gentleman. I'm your gentleman host. I'm your gentleman host.

Like, sounds like gentleman caller like we're old fashioned somehow.

I'm your gentleman host of We Only Look Thin. I am Donald Weigel, and I have lost a little over 100 pounds. Golf clap to you,

Donald Weigel. Thank you. Thank you. I accept your golf clap, and I send it right back to you.

That's very nice. Golf is boring. Wow, you've just alienated many listeners.

Really? Are people golfing?

I don't know. I mean, maybe that's their thing.

Maybe they're like, you know what?

Exercise really speaks to me.

Miniature golf.

It's out there on the golf course. You know what? I think my hatred of golf comes from being left-handed because in the high-stakes world of white-collar business

that I am in, golfing was a thing.

And I didn't know how to do it.

I was left-handed and nobody ever had left-handed clubs.

Nobody told me how to do it.

And so I was always like in those old Bugs Bunny cartoons where someone would like hit a wall with a hammer and their whole body would vibrate.

Right, right.

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