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Episode 52 - The Dutch Masters: The Art Movement Behind the Cigars Everybody Smokes Weed Out Of.

Oral Presentations

Chris Wood

Science, Comedy, Education

5.0868 Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2020

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

NOVEMBER // WE SOLVE A MYSTERY Out the gate, who are the dudes on the Dutch Masters wrapper // Why the pick // Dutch Golden Age of Painting // DEIC INC LOL GTFO // Hierarchy of Genres // Flex Based Gig Economy.

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0:00.0

And the Ladies and gentlemen welcome to episode 52 of oral presentations.

0:24.7

The Dutch Masters, the art movement behind the cigar everybody smokes weed out of.

0:30.4

We are going to be taking a look at who the fuck are those guys on the rapper of the Dutch masters they look like pilgrims. It's November it kind of fit

0:38.6

And actually before we even get into it just out the gate gate I'll give you the answer to that.

0:42.8

If this is the only part you listen to.

0:44.1

All right, so the dudes on a rapper of a Dutch master.

0:47.8

Okay, that picture is actually an oil painting that was done by Rembrandt in 1662. It's called The Synetics of the

0:56.8

Drapers Guild. It's a collective portrait. It's still around. People refer to it as

1:02.4

the last great collective portrait.

1:04.8

Right now all right. So the dudes on the rapper, those men in real life their job

1:10.4

was to assess the quality of cloth that was to be sold at their guild.

1:14.4

So there are a bunch of dudes who are in the textile industry who controlled what fabric goes into a guild.

1:19.8

They were making a ton of money.

1:21.3

And in the actual painting, all those dudes are around a table and

1:24.8

they're appraising a piece of like Persian cloth to see how much it's a picture of the

1:29.1

dudes doing their jobs it's a group portrait that was done by Rembrandt in 1662. Now, the rest of the episode, we're going to get

1:36.8

into why this type of subject matter was common during the Dutch golden age of painting, which is when

1:40.9

Rembrandt was around. We're also going to cover a dude named

1:43.8

Vermeer and Hieronymus Bosch at the end. But that's the flat answer. If anybody

1:49.8

ever asked or brings it up, now you know on a Dutch master's rapper that's not just like

1:56.0

dudes or pilgrims that were coming to the new world. That is a Rembrandt oil painting of a collective

2:02.4

portrait of a bunch of dudes and with oil painting

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