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Spilled Milk

Episode 52: Apples

Spilled Milk

Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton

Arts, Food, Comedy

4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2011

⏱️ 18 minutes

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0:00.0

I'm Matthew and I'm Molly and this is spilled milk the show where we cook something

0:07.8

delicious eat it all and you can't have any today because it is the month of November, we are going to be talking about

0:15.0

apples. I hear that's our state fruit here in Washington. Really? Yeah. Wow, who knew?

0:19.5

This is going to be the crunchiest episode ever, isn't it? It is. I can't wait to make crunching noises into the mic.

0:25.0

Could we just have the rest of the episode be crunching noises and we'll just eat a cake?

0:29.2

That sounds great.

0:30.2

Okay. Okay.

0:31.2

So, so should we?

0:33.0

Yes.

0:35.0

Sorry, my voice just broke, I just hit puberty during this episode.

0:38.0

Should we start this episode off in traditional fashion with a funny apple names quiz? can't wait please I was you know we've done our

0:46.4

funny tomato names and lettuce names in the past but compared to the universe of

0:52.2

whackiness that is apple varieties, tomatoes and lettuce can take a hike.

0:57.5

You even sent me an email with just the subject heading of O.M.G.

1:03.2

which I don't think you've ever said O.M.G. to me before.

1:06.4

But anyway, it was O.M.G.

1:09.5

Apple names are so funny.

1:11.2

Okay. Let's let's do this.

1:14.0

Aunt Rachel.

1:16.0

True.

1:18.0

Yes.

1:19.0

Brown Snout.

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