Episode 517: Nesting Doll of Dicks

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2018

⏱️ 122 minutes

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0:00.0	God, I don't even feel like I'm in the world anymore.
0:02.9	My life seems to revolve around non-stop cooking.
0:06.0	Like, I'm obsessive.
0:07.0	Like, I got up this morning and made this super traditional eggplant parmesan,
0:12.5	which takes so fucking long to prepare for essentially eggplant parmesan.
0:19.8	Yeah.
0:21.7	That's perfect recipe.
0:22.3	Like it's not a cut up the thing
0:24.3	and stick it in the thing
0:25.1	with tomato sauce and cheese.
0:26.5	It's like you've got to...
0:28.6	First, you plant the tomatoes.
0:31.0	Oh, God.
0:31.4	Do you marinate the eggplant?
0:33.2	You've got to salt the egg.
0:35.3	You chop your eggplant lengthwise.
0:37.8	You salt it, and then you layer it around the inside of a colander, and you leave it for 40 minutes, and it seeps out all of its bitter fluid.
0:45.0	Then you dry each piece of eggplant.
0:48.0	You flour it.
0:49.2	You shallow fry it, which takes for fucking ever.
0:52.3	Sure.
0:53.2	And then you make your... Lazz. Sure. And then you make your...
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