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Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Episode 516 - Where's The Furthest Bar?

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Camper, Fishing, Simms, Wilderness, Rivers, Reel, Orvis, Hankpatterson, Wild, Conservation, Outdoors, Comedy, Adventure, Sports, Flyfishing, Mountains, Camping, Hiking, Streams, Costa

5908 Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2023

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

The bleeeeep count on this weeks episode is an an all time high! We begin with Hank on his "how to be a better human being" soap box before he and Kevin launch into a discussion about the harshest environments human beings call home and the world's most remote bars. Enjoy!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Now we're recording for the second time.

0:03.0

Yes, yes.

0:04.0

We're talking about a giant thing on my neck.

0:05.6

Yeah, and I didn't want to waste any compassionate questions until we were rolling.

0:10.0

Well, it has teeth.

0:11.0

It has teeth and a weener. Oh my God oh my God you know at first I was just like is that a bug bite and then I felt an incizer and then I got excited and I'm like that's a weener. Your twin is finally showing.

0:26.0

I'm telling you I got we went up and we shot some new Hank Patterson video some episodes.

0:32.0

Well, you did, I didn't no you were well you would have been invited but

0:36.2

you were busy I knew you were busy anyway so I went up and shot some new videos. A couple for something called the On Water app,

0:45.0

which is an app that helps you get on the water.

0:48.0

Anyway, it tells you all it's a cool app where these guys approach me.

0:52.0

It's a cool app. You can can you use it and you look at different rivers

0:55.6

especially if you're exploring a new river that's what it's really there for is to like say hey you're

0:59.7

going to go to a new place it shows you access points it tells you like what the current CFS is it'll connect

1:05.1

you to local fly shops or other types of fishing shops it's not just for fly fishing and

1:09.7

trout it's for all kinds of fishing anyway these guys approach me about doing some videos for

1:13.8

them for a nominal fee and it really is nominal quite frankly.

1:19.3

Almost go buy that app so they can up their so they can up their offer to me.

1:24.6

Anyway, no, so we were out shooting that stuff.

1:27.2

And I'm driving home last night and I, and I just, I'm like,

1:30.8

I got a little itch on my neck. I and I the bump on my neck is like the size of a

1:36.3

grape fruit. It's visible. It's visible from a ways away. Yeah this is like either a mega mosquito bit me or a spider or this is a something something bit me

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