Episode 516 - Oh, Possum!
DYNAMIC BANTER! with Mike & Steve
Headgum and Dynamic Banter
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 8 May 2026
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
The boys discuss SECRET AGENTS, FAST CARS, opossums, no more new ideas, MUSIC and the theories of MUSIC, public toilets, the best one-liner comedians, and selective hearing!
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| 0:00.0 | This is a Headgum podcast. |
| 0:03.4 | And the secret |
| 0:05.1 | crawling. |
| 0:20.2 | Came in the road. |
| 0:27.3 | I'm not a big fan of secret agent stuff. |
| 0:29.6 | Well, you want your agents out in the open. |
| 0:33.4 | I want them to be obvious agents. |
| 0:34.8 | Tell me who you are, agents. |
| 0:38.8 | Can I say dates real fast up top? |
| 0:47.1 | On the 3rd of May, for Christ's sake, I'm going to be at the Madhouse Comedy Club in San Diego with some dame. |
| 0:56.0 | On the fifth, or no, on the 8th is Netflix's joke festival surrounded at the world-famous Hollywood Improvis sold out. You blew it. On the 16th, I'm at the Siren Theater in Portland doing surrounded with Noah Koffer and Emily Browning. |
| 1:03.0 | And then May 20th through the 26th, I'm at the stand in New York City, me. |
| 1:10.0 | On June 12th, I think I said the 8th previously, that was wrong. |
| 1:15.0 | I'm going to be in San Francisco. |
| 1:19.1 | On July 9th through the 11th, I'll be at the Stress Factory in New Jersey with |
| 1:25.2 | Vahim Anwar. |
| 1:26.3 | You say the Stress Factory? |
| 1:27.5 | The Stress Factory. It's like the opposite |
| 1:29.5 | to the laugh factory. |
| 1:30.9 | Come and get stressed the fuck out. If you want. |
| 1:33.3 | It's real loud in there and all the lights are on |
| 1:35.4 | and bad. |
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