This is Biz, and if hosting One Bad Mother for over 10 years has taught me anything,

it's that parenting is hard and nobody gives a shit. So belly up to the low bar,

where fine is good enough and you'll never feel alone. This is One Bad Mother.

This week on a very special One Bad Mother bonus episode, it's happy hour! Woo! Thank you for

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This year is our first year kicking off monthly bonus content, aka happy hour.

This week it is a genius spec tackler.

So once again, thank you for supporting us. Let's sit back, grab our favorite beverage,

belly up to the low bar, and celebrate some genius moments. Wow, oh my god, I'm a god song

what you did. Oh my god, I'm paying attention. Wow, you mom are genius. Oh my god, that's fucking genius.

Hi, Biz. This is a genius. I am so tired of skid marks in my children's underwear,

this four-year-old and this seven-year-old, and it's just disgusting. We've gone through so many

different renditions of underwear and different ways of wiping our buns. To sufficiently

acclaim, we have the days, we have wipes in their bathrooms. I've just tried everything and it

doesn't seem to make a difference. They have, you know, my daughter's frozen underwear with

Elsa and Anna, and they just have a big brown splash across the face, or my thin

dinosaur underwear, and it just looks like they're playing in mud, and it's just disgusting,

I hate it. I was good into the point where I was just stirring out underwear.

I'm very lucky. I have other people who help me with my children and my house, so I'm not the only

one seeing these underwear. It's not just seeing the kids, it's hard to sit there. My cleaning lady,

my parents, so I was getting just to be very frustrating, and then I had an epiphany just

now in the car listening to your podcast. Black underwear. I am just going to buy them black

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