Episode 514: Drag Race UK S7 Ep1 - Brit Gala

Alright Mary: All Things RuPaul's Drag Race

Colin Drucker & Johnny Also

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🗓️ 29 September 2025

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

The UK workroom is alive again with the sound of camp cows, Soho girls, Irish girls, indoor divas, the occasionally unclear pun name, both a violin and a nose flute, and a Gregg’s in a wig. The Pink Carpet sort-of challenge is essentially a version of Squid Game where you just hope to not get interviewed by Plane Jane, and the runway reminds us that this episode is just one big Meet the Queens. Despite some great music, the cow vote was kind of BS. Stay tuned for tangent on the trouble with UPS, plus some early lookalikes. Become a Matreon (https://publish.blubrry.com/s-811386/episodes/e-90268786/edit/patreon.com/alrightmary) at the Sister Mary level to get full access to the rest of Season 7 of Drag Race UK, pluss brackets, movie reviews and past seasons of US Drag Race, UK, Canada, Down Under, Espana, Global All Stars, Philippines and more.Join us at our OnlyMary's (https://publish.blubrry.com/s-811386/episodes/e-90268786/edit/patreon.com/alrightmary)level for our current recap of Season 4 of Drag Race plus even more movie reviews, brackets, and deep dives into our personal lives!Patreon: www.patreon.com/alrightmary (http://www.patreon.com/alrightmary)Email: [email protected] (mailto:[email protected])Instagram: @alrightmarypod (http://instagram.com/alrightmarypod)Johnny: @johnnyalso (https://www.instagram.com/johnnyalso) (Instagram)Colin: @colindrucker_ (http://instagram.com/colindrucker_) (Instagram)Web: www.alrightmary.com (http://www.alrightmary.com/)

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0:00.0	Pizza.
0:04.0	P.
0:05.0	All right, Mary.
0:18.0	Thank you, Queens.
0:19.0	Before you go, Young Bella, pasty, Tarrus. Tonight, two of you will be chosen to Lipsing for your life.
0:28.6	And if you lose, you will go home. But there is one way to escape your fate. In a moment, back in the workroom, your fellow queens will secretly vote for the Lucky Cow.
0:46.3	The Lucky Cow is the bottom queen that the majority of your fellow competitors
0:56.9	thinks should be saved from a final elimination.
1:02.1	But I will not reveal the Lucky Cow
1:05.6	until after you lip sync for your life.
1:11.7	So while you chew on that, the judges and I will deliberate.
1:16.8	You may leave the stage.
1:20.7	Well, we're back on the farm again, over across the pond, waiting to pick a cow to bring to market.
1:31.3	Yeah, as once infamously said in the movie Twister, we've got cows.
1:38.6	Yeah, I don't know that quote, but I believe you. Yeah, there's cows and there's, you know, Patsies.
1:48.8	Yeah, I just want her name to be Patsy. Can I just start this season's recap?
1:54.4	Yes, I'm going to be calling her Patsy. I can't get pasty in there. I know what a pasty is, right? It's like what you put on your boobs. Yeah.
2:05.6	No, that's a pasty. This is, it's a, it's a little pastry with meat inside. Oh, that too. Same thing.
2:14.3	Hey, listen, you could use one for the other. Absolutely.
2:18.0	You could use a pasty as a pasty.
2:20.3	Call yourself patsy.
2:21.7	You could put a pasty on a pasty and then call it macaroni.
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