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The Kickabout with Johnny Vaughn.

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Good morning to you.

Welcome to the Miami Grand Prix EFL Final Day special. It's an unusual hybrid,

but plenty of both those sports is coming up elsewhere in sports media. Here on the kickabout,

we're just going to mess around for the next cut of hours with an alternative build-up to the weekend sporting fixtures. I'm Johnny Vaughn. Next to me, ladies and gentlemen,

hey, wait a second. Isn't that Gavin the Woodman Woods? Happy Saturday, Johnny. Happy Saturday, Gavin.

And as we look across this counter in the temporary studio we've been allocated due to building works

taking place this weekend at Global Towers, the home of the game, we've been allocated due to building works taking place this weekend at global

towers the home of the game uh we've got harry he's grinning at us you right there harry happy

saturday everybody lazy harry good morning harry he'd be called if it was a clint eastwood film

be a good movie not dirty harry lazy harry i'd love to see that movie. Well, just a lazy police friend. Yeah. It's how it's really calm before they can do it. Yeah? Ah, it sounds like a lot of paperwork. It's all this excitement. I figured I'd go home and watch some TV. You must be wondering. Did I have? Said, no, you know. I know what you're thinking. Do you fire six shots or only five? I didn't count myself. I couldn't be bothered. I couldn't be bothered. Let's all just go home. So let's all just go home. Just get out of here. Well, that all sounds mighty cozy. Maybe get a sandwich.

The Lazy Harry trilogy.

Yeah, I'd love to see it. That'd be fantastic, wouldn't it? That'd be fantastic. It's not happening, no? No. We've just got him as a producer. He's not lazy at all that show. No. That's really me to me. He just forgot one idea we have for today's show midweek and didn't write it down. I've been getting at him.

I've been really good.

I've been needling him.

Sure. I've been firing him up.

Sure.

But what he doesn't know is what I'll be needling him. Sure. I've been firing him up.

Sure.

But what he doesn't know is what I'm actually doing is a... It's clever motivation. Uh-huh. Clever motivational work. I'm Johnny Vaughn. That's Gavin Woods. Harry Fells here, ladies and gentlemen. Lazy Harry. Coming up before 12.

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