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And we are recording this from Corona Virus Studios this time.

Fucking everybody is fucking sick at this point.

Everybody is sick and it's funny because like, you know, like the whole Corona virus, we talked about this before.

It's like all the kids in my house have gotten sick.

Like the kids who live with me full time, the kids who live with me part time, kids down the street, who one time looked at my house, they're all fucking sick at this point.

And my son, I texted my son who doesn't love it, and I'm like, hey, you can't come over this week.

You know, like, Donovan is, Daddy doesn't love you ever.

Yeah, I was like, you know, when next week doesn't look hot, you know, is there any way you can graduate and just never talk to me again?

There was a reason I left you.

Fuck.

But like, I was like, let him know like, hey, everybody here's sick.

I want you to sit, you know, and he's like, and then later I was like, oh, things are looking at it.

We're just chatting.

Yeah, he's like, my wife hasn't lived with me for like three weeks because she's been somewhere else.

She just goes, she's got Airbnb.

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