Welcome back to the official PlayStation podcast.

I'm your host Sid Schumann.

And we got Brett Elston, Kristen Zatani, O'Dell Harmon, OMG.

Open up your ear holes and get ready for some gaming content.

Right guys?

I woke up this morning ready to widen these earholes for content to be poured in them.

I was at a hotel recently and they had these,

you know, not Q-tip brand, but it was some sort of more luxurious version of that.

And they were plumber and fuller. Oh, I've maybe no. I've seen that. I've seen plumber versions.

I always hear people saying that Q-tips are actually bad for you. It's so satisfying. And then you kind of rotate. That's what you do. You don't stab. You gently insert and then kind of rotate around.

These plump ones, though.

I think I got them in Japan last time I was there.

That was a fun trip.

Folks, we've heard of here for sure.

This is a great show already.

Fun fact, I learned from a dermatologist that there's the Q-tip like paradox conundrum, the more you use

a Q-tip, the more your ears itch, the more your ears itch, the more you want to use a Q-tip.

And then once the cycle starts, that's it.

Not even once.

Self-fulfilling prophecy.

My challenge, I have a medical condition, not really, but I produce quite a bit of substance

out of my ear holes. And so it builds

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