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The Kickabout With Johnny Vaughan

Episode 510 - The Super Duper Soccer Sunday Special with Alex Horne

The Kickabout With Johnny Vaughan

Radio X

Comedy

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2026

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Toby Tarrant is in for Johnny this week. He's joined as ever by Gavin 'The Woodman' Woods and they speak to Alex Horne live from the Taskmaster House ahead of his comedian's charity football match, taking place in May.

You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday. Get in touch on kickabout@radiox.co.uk

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a Global Player Original podcast.

0:06.4

The Kickabout.

0:07.6

Brady OX.

0:18.6

So lovely to be here.

0:21.9

Yes, it is Toby Tarrant in for Johnny Vaughn

0:25.0

and I am joined by Gavin the Woodman Woods

0:27.8

who is looking confused at a tissue that he's found on the desk.

0:31.5

I was looking at it, I was thinking, was that me?

1:16.1

Or is this someone else's tissue? What did you ascertain? I think it was me. Okay, good. Because there's no one else here. This is like, it's the scene and taxi driver. You're talking to me? Yeah. You've got to be talking to me. There's no one else here. That must be my tissue. There's no one else here. Well, happy Saturday. Lovely to be here. Yes, the kickabout. If you're new to Radio X and the kickabout. Well, there's a lot to catch up on. We've been doing this show for over 10 years now. Actually, when I think about it, there's not a lot to catch up on. No. No? Not really. You haven't missed much, but essentially it is the least sporting sports show in radio history.

1:19.1

So if you're going, I'm not really into my sports, perfect.

1:20.3

You'll fit right in.

1:25.6

So coming up, we are going to have the good, the bad and the ugly in the world of sports. And we're looking forward to a super duper super Sunday

1:30.3

because it is Arsenal and Man City

1:34.3

in one of the biggest games I can remember in recent history.

1:37.4

And Gavin the Woodman Woods is a very nervous Arsenal fan.

1:40.3

And it's producer Harry, his lot, his mob, Everton against my lot, my mob, Liverpool in the

1:48.7

Merseyside Derby just before that. So there's, there's a lot of friction, a lot of tension in the

1:52.9

studio this morning. Oh, there really is. It's the battle. It's the battle of the airlines at the

1:57.8

Etihad, isn't it? It's the Emirates versus the Etihad. Yes.

2:01.4

I've never done.

2:01.8

We've seen that before.

2:03.2

No, I don't think we've ever seen two airlines go head to head. No. Since Ryanair and EasyJet had some beef on Twitter once. But they never took it into the football world. If Man City asked... Is there a Ryanair Stadium? Yeah, well, this it. If Man City and Asthma was the sort of posh airlines,

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