Hello and welcome to a brand new R-Splug R-Scast right here on R-Splug.com.

How are you? Hope you're well after what has been a fairly trying week.

First up, we lose to West Ham and what was unquestionably in my mind anyway the most

dismal disappointing performance of the season.

Petr Czech decides, well fuck this, I'm getting out of the season, our manager tells our

best paid player that he doesn't want him and it looks like Sven Mizlintat, the man who

we all hoped was going to bring us the players who would make us brilliant again could be on

his way out.

I mean what the fuck? What's next? Stan Kronki taking 1000% control of the football club?

Sam Allardine is being made like director of football or they could do something horrendous

by playing sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond every time we win a game.

No, yeah okay, shit. What is that anyway? Why is sweet Caroline become that song that

we should play at the end of a game? I mean when you think about the genesis of the song

itself, it's really quite disturbing.

This first song...

Thank you, thank you. That of course sweet Caroline. I wrote that song after a big show

with the forum. Gary and I had been drinking pretty heavily and we were driving.

I can't believe we're going to tell this story.

Yeah well we were driving down this dark road and I hit a kid so we got out and sure

enough he was dead so we just took off pretty fast.

And two hours later I wrote sweet Caroline.

Sweet Caroline.

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