Episode 51: The Hangman's Dilemma

The Roundtable of Gentlemen

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4.9 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2015

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

India’s looking for a hangman and Ben is volunteering! We’re all in agreement that he’s the best for the job. In addition to that, we’ve got number one fan Isadora in the office to provide us with a segment as Holden fucked up and didn’t come up with a good one. Subject: OK Cupid!

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0:00.0	Around table gentlemen. Hi, let's broaden our minds
0:13.4	Stammer action gentlemen
0:16.0	What's the topic of discussion
0:19.2	Civilities gentlemen always civility
0:24.8	Who's praying to the Jackie's brain?
0:30.0	Oh man dear Lord you don't have to give me my period. I'm already bleeding out my holes
0:36.7	Last week don't worry about it
0:39.4	This week don't man. I got some fucking other holes for you to clog up
0:44.4	Please Lord
0:46.4	I'm sweating who's sweating with me
0:51.0	Oh, man dear Lord if you could make me
0:54.0	Sweat like a bird sweat not at all sweat maybe none nothing that would be great. I
1:00.8	Sweat all day. I sweat all night can't sleep because the only thing a god to keep me warm is the sweat
1:07.7	Don't make me cooler sweat make me cool
1:12.1	Doesn't do it white sweat please God make me not sweat anymore
1:16.8	I don't think it's worth it. I'd rather be a lizard if you could make me a lizard. I'd have a
1:21.8	Half tongue and that would be great
1:26.9	Amen you never learned how to pray
1:32.7	What am I gonna pray for I already got everything I want your beautiful you look wonderful
1:37.4	You're majestic welcome to the round table of gentlemen. Who is everybody here on this podcast today?
1:41.8	We're sweaty. I'll tell you that much. Jackie's rouse. He gets your crotch on get your crotch on
1:45.6	Oh
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