Episode 51: The Catcher Who Can't Catch
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 7 September 2018
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
Hubbs and Tommy are back after a disappointing series in Oakland. CC's disappointing start, Luis Severino's continued misery, and Gary Sanchez continues to be a disaster. On a positive note, Luke Voit is a monster, and we now have t-shirts for him. Also, Andrew McCutchen lost his luggage!! (Outro song: "Cold Showers" by Chelsea Cutler)
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Short Porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:05.4 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. |
| 0:08.2 | What's happening? |
| 0:09.9 | Welcome to another edition of the Short Porch. |
| 0:12.0 | I'm your host Hubs, alongside me on the other side of the laptop. Tommy smokes Tom Skibelli, what's going on? |
| 0:17.0 | What's up? I mean, have you, are you up to speed on the tragedy that is enfolding? |
| 0:24.0 | Oh my God, you got a phone call. |
| 0:26.0 | Oh my God, this guy's the worst, this guy's the worst. This guy. |
| 0:33.0 | 47. |
| 0:34.0 | Yeah, this guy. There's a guy calling me trying to get his, uh, |
| 0:38.0 | hold on, we're gonna, we're starting this over. |
| 0:40.0 | That was annoying. No, leave it? |
| 0:42.0 | No, leave it? No, leave it? |
| 0:43.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:44.0 | I posted a video of Duane Wade playing pickup basketball with my buddy, and now my buddy like keeps calling me. |
| 0:50.0 | And he's not even my buddy, he's a friend of him. |
| 0:52.0 | He's an old colleague buddy, he's a friend of mine. He's an old |
| 0:53.2 | colleague from my old cold calling job and he just keeps calling me. |
| 0:56.6 | So he's just fucking annoying. But anyways... |
| 0:58.6 | Well, he's still on the cold calling me. |
| 1:00.9 | Yeah, I guess so. But are you up to speed with the current tragedy unfolding? |
| 1:07.0 | Depends what you're referring to. |
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