Hello, this is an edited version of a live show that we did at the London podcast festival

this month. Enjoy!

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Hello and welcome to the Beef and Dairy Network podcast, the number one podcast for those

involved, or just interested, in the production of Beef Animals and Dairy Heards. This

edition of the podcast is a very special one as it's been recorded in front of a live audience.

At the annual European Barn Dores and Gates Expo, the world's largest sales expo for barn

doors and gates. The expo is this year being organised by the European Union and that guy

who did Fire Festival. And is sponsored by Mitchell's Europe. If it's not Mitchell's Europe,

get back in the gondola.

The expo traces its roots back to a young door salesman Peter Warren who would go door

to door trying to sell his wares. Sadly, going door to door is a peculiarly bad way of

selling doors as everyone you meet has already got a door.

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