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New Rory & MAL

Episode 509 | Kidney Beans & Applesauce

New Rory & MAL

iHeartPodcasts and The Volume

Music, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.67.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2026

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

Happy Friday! The crew kicks off the pod by sharing the weirdest foods they enjoyed as a kid, as well as doing some intensive research on the worst bug infestations. Yung Miami and Mayor Mamdani take over the Knicks’ Parade, and James Dolan announces that the team will be at the White House. Jay-Z faces backlash for his exclusive vinyl release in Target, and the squad takes some calls from listeners asking for advice!

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0:00.0

No, Warren, Ma!

0:06.0

No...

0:07.0

Conductor!

0:10.0

No...

0:11.0

Warrior Ma!

0:13.0

No...

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No...

0:16.0

...were and Ma

0:18.0

...Wriand Ma

0:19.0

...Wi and Ma... Gloria and my.

1:11.4

No, it's busing, but I, you know, I like a nice little side season with my spaghetti. Caesar salad? Yeah. I can't eat hot and cold. Really? I get nauseous. I'll throw up immediately. Like, if I'm eating hot food and I try to eat a salad right after that, I'll throw up. I'm dead serious. And I didn't notice it until I was like maybe 16. Like'm like, oh, I'm eating food and they're trying to eat the salad after I eat hot food. So you telling me you don't do the baked beans. PJ, you're recording because this is important. You telling me you don't do the baked beans next to the macaroni salad? I can't. Touch it? I can't eat hot and cold food together. I can't. I get nauseous.

1:27.5

I cannot do it. That's cute. I cannot do it. What about college? Even a cranberry salad? That's hot salad. Even cranberry salad has to be like room temperature. You can't give me no cranberry salad fresh out the fridge and I'm eating that shit with like. Cranberry sauce? Cranberry sauce. it has to be room 10 like I literally will throw up

1:29.6

now I want to

1:30.1

what about applesau are you a shit with like cranberry sauce cranberry sauce it has to be room tent like i literally will throw

1:29.5

it now i want about apple sauce are you a lukewarm apple sauce guy no apple sauce she eat cold okay cool

1:35.1

but there's there's psychopaths out there that like it hot yeah but i'm not eating hot

1:39.4

anything hot with apple sauce pork chops well you don't eat pork chops with applesauze page we're white come on you don't eat pork. Pork chops with apple sauce?

1:45.3

Peach, we're white.

1:46.1

Come on.

1:46.6

We know.

1:46.9

Yeah, no, pork chops with apple sauce is fire.

1:49.0

Pork chops with apple sauce?

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