Episode 507 - Lost In The Wilderness

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Camper, Fishing, Simms, Wilderness, Rivers, Reel, Orvis, Hankpatterson, Wild, Conservation, Outdoors, Comedy, Adventure, Sports, Flyfishing, Mountains, Camping, Hiking, Streams, Costa

5 • 908 Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2023

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

This week, Hank and Kevin tell the tale of one of History's most ridiculous Outdoor MisAdventures with the story of Truman Evarts, a 54 year old office worker who, in 1870, was lost in Yellowstone in 1870 for 39 harrowing days. This and the story of the night Hank was born is more than enough reason to give a listen. Sit back. Grab a beverage. Prepare for a couple unbleeped F bombs. Enjoy.

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0:00.0	Okay, there, well, hello,
0:02.6	hold, test, test, test, test, test, test, test, test, test, test, well, here we go.
0:07.6	I'm going to stretch it out.
0:08.6	It's the sooner we record, the sooner you can get the fuck out of my house. So you probably didn't know this, but I lost 10 pounds.
0:20.0	Oh, I found 12.
0:24.0	Sure, yeah.
0:25.0	Yellow.
0:26.0	Hey, boom.
0:27.0	I've been holding on to that.
0:29.0	I've been holding on to that since the 40s.
0:32.0	Well, no, since like... Since last week when when I did the I lost a friend. Yeah right.
0:40.4	Joke. Solid gold. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Although I listened back to it and I didn't you know, joke, which is solid gold, by the way.
0:43.0	Oh yeah, although I listened back to it and I didn't let it hang long enough.
0:46.1	I needed to let it hang long enough for you to feel bad for me.
0:50.8	But I let it off the hook too quickly. But it was around then and then I was like, oh, then I changed it to I lost 10 pounds, but I found 12.
1:00.0	Yeah. So, I, uh, which is a little something I've had in the quiver for a while.
1:04.0	Good stuff, good stuff.
1:06.0	Really nice.
1:07.0	So, we've been talking about misadventures, things going wrong in the outdoors. outdoors yeah on and off for a few years
1:15.4	yeah pretty much more pointedly this season and so I'm talking to my old man the
1:22.0	other day and I didn't really my life
1:24.4	Kevin my life began as a as a misadventure. It all started somewhere because and I think maybe I've heard this story before in the past I maybe I haven't I didn't or maybe I just it hurt too much so I put it out of my memory
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