Episode 506 - Joel Osteen Has Risen!

Ross Patterson Revolution!

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Entertainment News, News, Comedy, Society & Culture

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🗓️ 10 April 2020

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Ross and Jessie discuss how Joel Osteen has really pulled with his Easter Sunday service by inviting Kanye West, Mariah Carey and Tyler Perry on, how Ross is upset by the cancellation of UFC and XFL, the two go through their least favorite accents, Jessie explains her fascination with serial killers and why she reads serial killer novels, Ross judges Tom Brady for his “Tompa Bay” trademark, and Jessie ends the show with a pornographic easter egg Crime Corner. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross, Patterson Revolution, rock view by Ghostbent.com. Take a bad out.
0:02.0	Make a bad off.
0:03.0	I'm a fuck a back. Rock to you by Ghostbent.com.
0:21.0	Yeah, James.
0:31.5	We're hot in the city, in the city.
0:38.0	This is it. It's Easter weekend, Jabes. You're hot in the city. This is it.
0:39.0	It's Easter weekend, Jabes.
0:40.5	You're hot in the city?
0:41.8	In the city.
0:44.4	Easter weekend, which means Joel Osteen has risen.
0:49.7	Oh, is he going to...
0:50.8	Hallelujah.
0:51.7	Hallelujah.
0:52.6	Hallelujah.
0:53.6	Hallelujah.
0:56.6	What are they going to get into?
0:57.3	Fucking.
0:58.4	Him and Kanye.
1:00.4	Getting wet on the internet.
1:01.3	Splappers.
1:03.9	They're getting real wet on the internet.
1:14.6	So they're doing a huge worldwide web presentation, Osteen, since his little mega church is shut down, it's going to be him.
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