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Recording live from Glorious Studios in Chicago, this is Cognitive Disnance.

Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way, we bring critical thinking, skepticism,

and irreverence to any topic that makes the news, makes it big or makes us mad.

It's skeptical, it's political, and there is no welcome at this episode, 506, I think.

506.

506, I knew that as much as you did.

506, Cecil.

And I will say we are recording this as we always do Thursday evening.

And you know, it's encouraging that we have not assassinated any Iranian general since last Thursday.

Well, look, we still have two hours before we go live.

That's true.

Hey, the world's a crazy mad cat place, buddy.

It could be that we assassinate someone else soon.

Well, I hope that we do because I want to watch it all burn like Australia, which doesn't matter.

What is a billion animals?

Did you see that?

I was like a billion animals have died.

What a barbecue.

Oh my gosh.

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