Episode 505 - Suicidal Pecans and Hypothermia

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Camper, Fishing, Simms, Wilderness, Rivers, Reel, Orvis, Hankpatterson, Wild, Conservation, Outdoors, Comedy, Adventure, Sports, Flyfishing, Mountains, Camping, Hiking, Streams, Costa

5 • 908 Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2023

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

On this weeks edge of your seat adventure in hilarity, Hank and Kevin are talking about turning vegetables into fake meat, the signs of hypothermia, the romantic solutions to hypothermia and the weirdest of all hypothermia symptoms. Enjoy!

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0:44.2	Yeah, so I read an article.
0:46.6	Are we just going to jump in?
0:47.8	Yeah.
0:48.8	Do you have any small talk?
0:49.0	Nope.
0:49.8	Nothing.
0:50.8	Like nothing at all then?
0:53.7	No, okay good good.
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