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Spilled Milk

Episode 505: Apricots

Spilled Milk

Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton

Food, Comedy, Arts

4.61.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2021

⏱️ 48 minutes

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0:00.0

I'm Molly, and I'm Matthew, and this is Spilled Milk, the show where we cook something

0:08.0

delicious, eat it all, and I talk with my hands even though you can't see me doing it.

0:12.6

And this episode was suggested by listener Nicole, who suggested apricots.

0:17.5

Yay!

0:18.5

I cannot believe.

0:19.5

Okay, this is episode number 505.

0:22.5

Yeah.

0:23.5

For those who are counting, it's taken us this long to talk about apricots.

0:27.6

I have to level with you.

0:29.9

I don't know if I like apricots.

0:32.6

So we're sitting here with a bunch of apricots on the table.

0:35.1

It looks like a fucking still life right here.

0:37.9

And Matthew was just like, what should we do with these?

0:42.4

No, what I meant was like, do we need like a knife, do you want to like cut them with

0:46.0

a knife or something?

0:47.0

So one thing I want to talk about here is that apricots are like the only fruit that

0:52.7

I usually, before I reach for a knife, I try to pull them into two pieces just with

0:58.5

my hands.

0:59.5

I don't think I do that with any other fruit.

1:01.8

I mean, there are fruits that I do that using my teeth.

1:05.7

We just got some cherries, have you tried these?

1:08.4

Yeah, but I don't usually separate them into two halves.

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