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Beep, bo, beep, bop. I feel like you would be a great, like you'd be a great, I don't know, like nomish inventor or goblin, like basically anything that lives in like a hole that their music is ooh e, ooh ah, ooh e, like that's, yeah.

Yeah, I mean as long as it's like a Hobbit hole, I'm good.

Oh, no, I was just thinking like a hole. Oh, well. Like a big dirty hole. I mean, I'd like to be able to drink wine and, like, chill in my hole, you know? Right, but if you were like a goblin, your wine would be, you know, crushed, crushed berries, like mix of crushed berries. And then you just let it sit there for a few days. It's like pretty much actual wine, though. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I thought you were going to say like crushed like fungus or something. Nah, no, no, wine is wine. Even goblins, no wine.

But if you're like a gnome, it'd probably be motor oil.

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