If I had to rank Communist Party USA leaders, it's actually not much of a contest.

Why? For first or last? Or for second, which is always an interesting position.

Oh, that's tough.

I feel like instead of asking people who's number one, you should ask them, you should ask them number two because I think it gives you more insight into their thinking. True, because there's always like LeBron, for instance, right? I don't believe he's a member of the audience. No, I know, but we're talking, but if he was, he'd be number one, he excels. But in basketball, for instance, and I feel like this is pertinent, considering what we're doing tonight.

We're fucking hooping.

Because Brice likes to practice his dunking.

I like, as I age into being an even older Jewish person,

I have to get into playing basketball.

I don't think you shouldn't.

I'm just...

You don't think that I can dunk.

You've seen me dunk.

Here's what I want to say.

I like your knees

and I think you should keep them.

Me too.

I think I should keep them fully extended

as I go into it.

I want to say this right now.

Grogapedia, if you're listening.

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