Episode 501 - Toosie Slide Tik Tok

Ross Patterson Revolution!

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Entertainment News, News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2020

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Ross and Jessie discuss how Rebecca Black turned hot overnight, why children using Tik Tok will soon pledge their allegiance to China, Ross compares bouncy house people to Joe Exotic, try to explain weird sh*t being found in pipes across America, recommend the best documentaries to watch right now, Jables has the craziest crime corner ever with video and, end the show with the breaking news of Bill Withers’ death. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross, Patterson Revolution, brought to you by Ghostbent.com. Take a bad out.
0:02.0	Take a fat out.
0:03.0	I'm a fucking back. Rock to you by Ghostbent.com.
0:21.0	And the brooddy.
0:21.6	It's Friday, Friday, get me, Rebecca Black. Get me Rebecca Black.
0:40.2	Right now.
0:41.5	Bring her in studio.
0:42.7	I heard she's hot now.
0:44.1	She is hot now.
0:45.4	Hachy, machi.
0:47.1	Rebecca Black is not only talented now, but she is fucking hot.
0:51.9	And if you were a young man young man who's got something in your
0:59.8	loins for Rebecca Black go look at her fucking Instagram now she's hot she's got a rack
1:06.0	on her and she's back dude she's back I'm happy to it. Her life could have gotten ruined after that whole shit. Yeah. Like she made a, you know, an Instagram post or a Twitter post. It just said, hey, thanks for all the positivity. And she's on one of the singing shows. And thanks for all the positivity and love. Like, you know, it was a really hard, time i can't imagine going through high school as
1:28.2	rebecca black i'm sure you got fucking and you were like trying to be cool yes and i'm sure you got
1:33.2	killed every day by everybody in high school and then every dude was trying to fuck you just say i fuck
1:37.3	the friday girl yeah yeah yeah and you're just like ugh and now she's getting her revenge she's
1:42.3	back but now looking at it through like an older lens, you could be like, I defined, like, no one can say it's Friday.
1:51.6	Yeah.
1:52.1	Without me leading, without like saying the rest of that phrase.
1:57.3	Yeah.
1:57.8	Friday.
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