Episode 500! Live This Friday at Smodcastle Cinemas!
Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People
Chris Gethard
4.8 • 9K Ratings
🗓️ 14 October 2025
⏱️ 6 minutes
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Summary
You’ve heard us talk about it. Here’s your reminder. In the last nearly TEN YEARS of Beautiful Anonymous, Gethard has had 499 unforgettable conversations with our callers. This Friday, October 17th, we’re recording number 500. We'll be live at Kevin Smith’s Smodcastle Cinemas in beautiful Atlantic Highlands, NJ. Get your tickets now, then come hang out, grab a shirt, get to know one another, and maybe win a chance to be a future caller. It’ll be our usual mix of chaos and heart… or at least we think so. Live shows are unpredictable. Could be the best call ever. Could be a total trainwreck. Come find out with us.
Head to punchup.live/chrisgethard for tickets to our 500th episode, recording live at Smodcastle Cinemas in New Jersey THIS Friday, October 17th.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody, it's Chris saying hello to all of our subscribers here |
| 0:09.0 | who get the extra stuff via beautiful anonymous.com. |
| 0:15.3 | This is the final heads up that we are taping episode 500 in Atlantic Highlands, New Jersey, this Friday, |
| 0:24.6 | the 17th, you can get your tickets right now at punchup. live slash Chris Getherd. |
| 0:31.1 | Andrea had the realization that there's people who subscribe and listen to a lot of stuff, but they are not necessarily |
| 0:39.7 | caught up on recent episodes. So for those of you in recent episodes who have heard me |
| 0:43.6 | talking about this a lot, I promise this will be the last time that I plug this particular |
| 0:48.1 | show. If you're not caught up and you're like, wait, what is he, what is he talking about? |
| 0:53.4 | This one's for you. |
| 0:55.5 | If you are in the tri-state area, Atlantic Highlands is a lovely little town. |
| 1:02.9 | It's on the Jersey Shore. There's a place called Smodcastle Cinemas. The filmmaker, |
| 1:07.1 | Kevin Smith owns it. I've done shows there before and it is a charming old school |
| 1:12.3 | movie theater that will remind you of the 80s and 90s. We're going to do our live taping |
| 1:17.9 | of episode 500 there on Friday and it'll come out promptly on Tuesday. We will have t-shirts |
| 1:27.1 | available for the first time in years. We're |
| 1:29.2 | going to be selling those in person. Wanted to let everybody know, I'm not certain about credit |
| 1:34.4 | cards, but if you have Venmo or cash, those are the best ways to get the t-shirt, and I'll try |
| 1:40.2 | to set up the credit card info as well. See if I can get the square reader going. But |
| 1:48.9 | Venmo and Cash, much appreciated for that. We're going to do interviews with people in the |
| 1:54.2 | live crowd. We're going to raffle off a chance to be on the show. Am I a little desperate trying |
| 1:59.8 | to push these tickets last minute? Yeah. I'm not |
| 2:02.4 | going to lie to you about that. I'm not going to sit here and put up some sort of front that this is not |
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