Episode 50 | "The Fighting Irish"

New Rory & MAL

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Music

4.6 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2022

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Warning: This episode is sponsored by sauvignon blanc. Please drink responsibly. (We dedicate this to you, Reddit) The guys are back in their home studio, congratulating Jussie for his jail escape. They determine he should turn his story into a movie, and forbid him from ever using the black power fist again. Rory reminisces on his grandmother's past, and the team wishes him a Happy Saint Patricks Day, which leads to him giving a quick run down on the holiday's history, and his fond childhood memories of it. This leads to a conversation about the parades in NY, and Mal insists on having a parade to celebrate heterosexual males. Mal informs the listeners that he sleeps naked and unfortunately, Demaris had to find this out the hard way. They then get into 'Bad Vegan' (spoiler alert if you plan on watching), explaining the plot, and again being surprised that white women are easily swindled out of money. Mal reminds y'all he won't play your beats to Jay, and Demaris and Rory start throwing 2015 dirt on each other's names. Eventually, they get into new music, giving reviews on Lucky Daye, Durk, Dave East, Slaughterhouse, + more, and Mal addresses the elephant on the couch.

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0:00.0	No, we are not
0:06.0	I thought a jack of hope
0:08.3	They thought they was gonna hold Jesse now. Oh gay two pockets out. Come on, man. Oh, there's other streets
0:13.7	I was gonna hold Jesse now. I'm 50 was lying. Yeah, I shook it going the subway
0:18.1	And let's in more than half last day last time you order me balls up
0:22.2	Gay two pockets home Jesse going in on this
0:37.6	I would I would be lying I would be lying tootsie pot is what they call them
0:43.6	That's what they call juicy oh
0:45.9	Okay
0:48.3	Listen man, Jesse he thought he was getting that one 50. He got up there. He said I'm not suicidal
0:53.0	He was scared that he didn't want to go behind the walls. Oh, I have a different theory with that
0:57.4	What theory do you have that he was gonna kill himself?
1:00.5	No, yeah, no
1:04.6	Yeah, he wants to be a martyr
1:07.2	A martyr for what for for subway for his life
1:11.7	He wants to be a he want all he wanted was to be this social justice warrior and be looked at this way right and it didn't work
1:17.7	Mm-hmm. So if he killed himself after he was because you know he's been writing this as a screenplay in his head
1:22.5	He thinks everything's a fucking movie he thinks that this is a this is a
1:26.5	He definitely believes that this is a film that he's starring in
1:31.0	He definitely feels like this is something that he he's written in his head. Yes, he's like okay
1:37.0	This is how was supposed to go. He just didn't foresee jail time. No, but he in fact that he played this speech in his head though
1:44.9	Before he went to court like yeah, I'm gonna make my movie scene
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