Episode 50: Sex Cactus

Heartland Radio: Presented by The Pat McAfee Show

Barstool Sports

Comedy

5 • 6.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2018

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

The Heartland Crew celebrate their 50th episode. The boys catch each other up on their weekends while Jourdyn is just kicking hers off. Find out which plants are most arousing and hear the guys dish out their opinions on orange juice, falling in love, and the Pope. Start your week with the first ever threesome on a very funny Maraldo Mad Lib. This episode features @toddmccomas, @tacticaldigs, @nickmaraldo, @thejeffvibbert, @vivalazito, and @jourdynberry.

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0:00.0	It is indeed a pleasure to have this privilege to play here for you.
0:04.8	We intend to give you a very fine program.
0:08.2	So just settle back, relax, and enjoy the moment, moment, moment.
0:14.4	Here we go.
0:16.9	Welcome to Heartland Radio.
0:18.4	I'm Todd McCommer.
0:19.4	I'm here with everybody.
0:21.4	Everybody's here.
0:23.4	Diggs, Nick, Vibs, Zito.
0:27.7	Yo.
0:29.9	Jordan.
0:30.7	Happy 50th.
0:31.9	Wow.
0:32.6	This is our 50th episode.
0:34.9	We were going to play something grand.
0:36.6	And then kind of forgot.
0:38.2	Yeah.
0:38.7	Kind of forgot.
0:39.4	I was away.
0:39.9	I was out of town.
0:40.7	Vibs had a full weekend.
0:42.1	Hey, it's only a big deal if we make it a big deal, right?
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