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I am Joshua P. Warren and each week on this show I'll be bringing you brand new mind-blowing

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the show if I were God. And I'm not just talking about me, I want you to also say if I were God,

it starts to bring up some very interesting questions and I promise you I'm going to make a point

here. There is a lesson. Now I call this show if I were God, sure, in order to capture your attention

and be kind of sensational, but I believe, shortly, you're going to start thinking about some new

things on a new level. Now let me start by saying it would be easy for me to simply say that

if I were God, I could just dictate things from the clouds like Zeus. That sounds nice, doesn't it?

So I might dictate things like no more loud mufflers and vehicles in my neighborhood.

If you have a car or a motorcycle that goes, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, you're not going

to heaven. Okay, I could, I would be tempted to do that if I were Zeus. Seriously though, if

just if don't, don't do that. Don't drive those vehicles through neighborhoods. Listen to me,

do the right thing or I could say if I were God, if you try to put an onion on a house salad,

it bursts into flames because onions do not belong on top of a house salad. And I don't know

how that even started or how about this? If you take a job of operating a leaf blower,

now, you know what, I'm not even going to go there. Look, I would just make leaf blower silent.

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