Episode 50 - Half Century!

BudPod with Phil Wang & Pierre Novellie

Glenn Moore and Pierre Novellie

London, Glenn Moore, Glennmoore, Pod, Stand-up, Philwang, Bud, Budpod, Pierrenovellie, Edinburgh Fringe, South Africa, Malaysia, Comedy, Pierre Novellie, Phil Wang, Philly Philly Wang Wang, Funny, Improv, Stand Up

4.8 • 924 Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2020

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Half Century! Naughty Numbers and their genders – do YOU agree? The worst parts of the body and our useless flesh cages. Engineering Urban Myths. Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie discuss their drag names. Coronavirus update from Leeds. Chinese ghosts and vampires. The Sandlerennaissance! What’s the worst reality show Phil would do? Why do Ant and Dec keep working? Heavy metal tat song. Correspondence: cow and chicken, courage the cowardly dog and more, wintergreen sweets, bad grandma’s cereal soup, post-zoo cider farts, and feeding tacos to your inner bitch. Get bonus BudPod on Patreon!

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0:00.0	50, 50, 50, 50, 50, 50,
0:03.7	50 cent, the 1950s, baby boomers.
0:06.4	What else is 50?
0:09.2	Um, it is 5 times 10.
0:12.2	Yes, it is. It is five times ten. Yes it is.
0:13.0	It is.
0:14.0	I don't trust it as a number.
0:17.0	When I look at 50, I think what you're up to.
0:19.0	When I look at five I think what are you up to?
0:21.0	There's something sneaky about five. Five is naughty number.
0:25.5	I don't know what it is. Because it's an odd number but it's still very neat.
0:31.6	Yeah.
0:33.0	5, 10, 15, 25, you know, like the times tables are easy for an odd number.
0:38.0	Right, yes, that's right, it's odd and even at the same time.
0:41.0	It feels even.
0:42.0	It feels even, but it's actually odd.
0:43.4	Yeah, it's sneaky.
0:44.4	This is the thing I haven't done for a while.
0:46.4	What are the sexes of the numbers?
0:48.0	I know all the sexes of the numbers want to zero.
0:51.5	1 to 0. Yeah, what sex? 1 to 0.1 to 0. Yeah, what's sex? Okay, so... 1 to 10. Well, I mean, the digits. Yeah. Well, 10's not a digit. So they're only 10 digits. Oh, 0 to 9, you mean. Yeah, 0 to Yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh, okay. Oh, I get you. What are the sexes? Yeah, what are the sexes? Okay, let's see if ours match up. Okay. I don't know what mental condition this implies we both have that we're interested in this but we'll find out I think most people agree so zero
1:18.4	Gosh I think zero is a dude there is a dude very only dude. Very, only just.
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