Episode 50: Eye Worms

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2020

⏱️ 125 minutes

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We made it to episode 50 and Ms. Pat can't believe it. Her husband had some eye surgery thanks to worms. She says dirt works for wiping. We talk to her daughter Ashley who gets in trouble for cursing. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, it's white boy Chris. If the Pat Downs ever made you laugh, then join our Patreon and support us.
0:04.5	Get bonus content, a t-shirt, or an autograph copy of Rabbit, Miss Pat's autobiography.
0:09.4	Visit misspatcomedy.com for the link to the Patreon, and while you're there, join our Facebook group.
0:13.9	Welcome to the episode of the Pat Down. This is special today. Got them. It's all 50th episode.
0:19.4	We made it bitches in 50!
0:22.4	Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Yay.
0:25.3	It's 50.
0:28.1	50, 11 times. Don't do that, Chris.
0:30.9	Sorry.
0:32.9	Say, two and half of the news. We tell myself a lot of shit.
0:36.2	Give me a little soul food and look what happens.
0:38.3	Yeah, we fed this motherfucker some ox till I think he, I think he's deep term black.
0:43.7	Oh, God, I hope so.
0:45.9	Say, two and half of the news.
0:48.1	You better get up, get out and turn into this podcast.
0:51.8	It's Pat's spit and the truth's spitting real fat.
0:54.6	You got to put the other classiest same time.
0:57.5	Tag got the flavor, these are not your same lies.
1:00.5	Yes, the politics, she been on real bruh.
1:03.3	It could be pretty with other, yeah, the same time.
1:06.2	Just don't input your life on the spin down.
1:09.1	Ain't no need for the weight and turn it up now.
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