Episode 50: 50 - How Far is Too Far
Catching Foxes
Luke and Gomer
4.8 • 769 Ratings
🗓️ 8 July 2016
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
Luke tells us a hilarious tale about this one time at Franciscan (drink!) that he auditioned for Macbeth and was shunned by theater nerds. This opens us up to talk about Luke's love life and past relationships, a common theme here at Catching Foxes. Then we talk about Lethal Weapon and My Cousin Vinny for a few moments, as well as having the priest face East during Mass.
Then we enter the fray. How far is too far? This is the question that drives us back into Luke's love life, but only after Gomer tells a 4 minute story about being a pubescent boy with wild hormones trying to control himself in the presence of a girl. Yes, it's about erections. Yes, it's hilarious. And yes, most humans should probably just skip it. (Get Overcast as your podcast player and it'll show you chapters so you can skip to the next part! or re-listen!)
We discuss (not instruct!) about balance, dating, experimenting, failing, and what it means to obey the moral laws on sexuality and to live the virtues within those laws.
We end it with Luke's shocking declaration that he is addicted to his iPhone and will be giving it up for at least 90 days. He's getting a dumb phone, an old iPod, and I guess some road maps to figure out how to get around town. He's addicted.
We end with a contest: Write a review on iTunes and we will enter you in a contest (US Residents only!) to win After Virtue (or some other book). Only those who enter today (Friday, July 8, 2016) are eligible. I will gather all new reviews, put them in a hat, draw the winner and announce the winner in two weeks (after work trips are done). Direct message us on Twitter or Facebook if you're the name we chose to get your winnings!
<img class="thumb-image" alt="That's me in 8th grade. The guy who pants'd me is staring right at me. Probably scheming to do it again!" data-image="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/551def6fe4b09619c3abc306/t/577fc939e3df28bc00496431/1467992418236/" data-image-dimensions="1400x1400" data-image-focal-point="0.5,0.5" data-load="false" data-image-id="577fc939e3df28bc00496431" data-type="image" src="https://static1.squarespace.com/static/551def6fe4b09619c3abc306/t/577fc939e3df28bc00496431/1467992418236/?format=1000w" />
<p>That's me in 8th grade. The guy who pants'd me is staring right at me. Probably scheming to do it again!</p>
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | When the grass is green and the girls are pretty, |
| 0:02.6 | I won't you please take me to the place for all the cocaine's at? |
| 0:11.3 | Hello and welcome to Catching Foxes. |
| 0:13.3 | It is Friday, July 8, 2016, and we have hit episode number 50. |
| 0:19.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, we are so excited to have you take this journey with us into stupidity, |
| 0:24.7 | and this episode promises to be just as stupid as the Back 49. |
| 0:30.8 | Now, we have a couple things going on on this episode. |
| 0:33.5 | This is an explicit episode, so please exercise caution when listening to it around, you know, small humans. |
| 0:40.1 | Number two, this episode is deeply personal, so it's definitely awkward. |
| 0:46.2 | And three, if you stay tuned to the very end, we will have a special contest in order to encourage our listeners to write iTunes reviews. You can do it in the |
| 0:55.3 | iTunes or the Apple Podcast app on your iPhone or you can go to the iTunes store, find our podcast |
| 1:03.4 | and say write a review. If you listen, if you write a five-star review for it, I mean, you can put |
| 1:07.9 | whatever star you want, but five star reviews would be the |
| 1:11.0 | best. We will enter your name starting today, starting Friday. We will enter your name into a |
| 1:15.8 | contest to win a free book sent by Gomer to you with love. So stay tuned at the end of the podcast |
| 1:23.0 | for that. And we got a special episode coming up next week because me and Luke will be traveling. |
| 1:33.4 | We have a special Game of thrones edition which is just kooky so i hope you enjoy this it's going to be a lot of awkwardness because we talk about how far is too far it's a good question |
| 1:39.3 | god bless you did i tell you by the time i almost almost auditioned for Macbeth at a Franciscan? |
| 1:49.1 | You were in Austria during this, so you may have missed this. |
| 1:54.4 | Okay, so are you laughing or cry? |
| 1:57.8 | Luke, I'm on the verge of laughing so hard. |
| 2:00.1 | I'm crying. |
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