Episode 5: Youth Group
The Babylon Bee
Seth Dillon
4.4 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 15 July 2019
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Summary
Join editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle for the fifth-ever Babylon Bee podcast. This week's main topic is youth groups.
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(11:29) Story 2 Joe Biden Promises His Followers Eternal Life
(16:40) Churchgoer Takes A Knee In Protest As Newfangled Chorus Added To Classic Hymn
(24:46) Topic of the Week: Youth Group
(44:12) Hate Mail - With dramatic reading by Dave DeAndrea!
(49:12) Subscriber Exclusive Segment
(52:08) 'Why Doesn't Our Church Have More Programs?' Asks Family That Never Volunteers For Anything
(55:32) Crunched For Time, Pastor Pads Out Sermon With Random G.K. Chesterton Quotes
(1:02:15) Questions this week:
- How do you deal with the issue that some people will think your stories are real?
- Why so many bass player jokes?
- Do you do satire of other religions?
- Who are the most easily offended in your experience? Conservatives? Progressives? Reformed folks? Prosperity?
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | In a world of fake news, this is news you can trust. |
| 0:06.5 | News so real, you can't make it up. |
| 0:10.4 | You're listening to the Babylon B. |
| 0:14.4 | Here are your infallible hosts, Kyle Mann and Ethan Nicole. |
| 0:19.8 | Yes, I'm Kyle Mann and I am Ethan Nicole and this is the Babylon B podcast. |
| 0:26.6 | Thanks for joining us today. |
| 0:27.8 | We've got a lot of awesome stuff to talk about, some news and a topic that we think you'll |
| 0:33.3 | enjoy. |
| 0:34.3 | Yes. |
| 0:35.3 | As we do every week. |
| 0:38.0 | So I, this week I missed church. |
| 0:42.5 | What? |
| 0:43.5 | And you know that feeling of guilt and shame when you missed church, it's just been pervasive. |
| 0:49.1 | So I needed to get that off my chest. |
| 0:52.9 | Well luckily we're doing a podcast with just like going to church. |
| 0:56.1 | Yes. |
| 0:57.1 | And then we're going to get a lot of comments. |
| 0:58.8 | When people call the Babylon B. Ministry, it kind of makes me nervous. |
| 1:03.4 | The Babylon, oh yeah, we do get emails where people say, I'm sitting, you know, like when |
| 1:08.2 | people will subscribe, they'll say, I'm sending in money to support your ministry. |
| 1:13.0 | Yeah, that seems like. |
| 1:16.3 | I just feel like some Christians use the word for ministry a little loosely or I don't |
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