Episode 5 (Unsolved Mysteries)

I Think Not!

True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 11.9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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In 1971, a man known only as DB Cooper leapt from an airplane with $200,000 in ransom money, never to be seen again. A former math teacher and convicted killer escapes with the help of a housewife. Two boys are mysteriously killed by a train. This Week’s Sponsors: HungryRoot - Head to hungryroot.com/ithinknot and use code ITHINKNOT to get 40% off your first box and a free item of your choice for life. Blissy - Go to blissy.com/ITHINKNOTPOD and use code ITHINKNOTPOD to get 60 nights risk-free and an additional 30% off! SKIMS - Shop your favorite pajamas at skims.com/thinknot #skimspartner. If you haven't yet, be sure to let them know we sent you! After you place your order, select "podcast" in the survey and select I Think Not in the dropdown menu that follows Miracle Made - Go to trymiracle.com/THINKNOT and use the code THINKNOT to claim your free 3 piece towel set and save over 40% off Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Huh, have you ever wondered what a sandwich sounds like?
0:04.3	Not much to it, is there?
0:06.2	Unless, of course, it's a Walker's sandwich.
0:11.0	Mmm, that is good.
0:12.9	Now that's what Asani should sound like.
0:15.8	Go all crisp in with walkers.
0:19.2	Delicious.
0:20.5	Your face looks better.
0:22.5	I hate that we're still talking about this.
0:24.4	I know, but no one about that athlete's foot story.
0:27.0	Everyone was like, tell us what happened.
0:28.9	Whose face did you slip on and fall into ass first?
0:32.5	You know, I laughed because people on the Facebook group was like, oh, I just thought he had
0:36.6	a foot fetish.
0:37.5	Whose foot has he been shoved down his throat?
0:39.5	And I was like, y'all would have known by now.
0:41.4	You would have known.
0:42.4	I don't want nobody's foot near me.
0:44.4	Feet are disgusting.
0:45.5	And they're so ugly.
0:46.5	And everybody looks like they got Flintstone feet.
0:48.6	Like they've been driving a car with their feet their whole life.
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