Episode 5: The Telephone Is Bleeding

The Roundtable of Gentlemen

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Talk, Beast, Radio, New, Round, York, Table, Roundtable, Comedy, Loch, Brain, Events, Murderfist, Monster, Kissel, Ben, Kevin, Cryptozoology, Gentlemen, Barnett, Current, Ness

4.9 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2015

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Goddamn, we got whales, Ben inadvertently utters the words that will one day be inscribed on his tombstone, Kevin schools the shit out of us on the subject of Cryptozoology, Holden uses the creepy child voice again, Jackie explains periods with gusto, and Ed celebrates his first hard-on since hernia surgery.

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0:00.0	Oh
0:06.4	Welcome to the round table of gentlemen, I'm Ben Kissle. I'm Jack
0:10.5	No, what no, what were you
0:12.5	Well, I was just gonna introduce myself like we talked about right before
0:17.4	Okay, first of all, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard of it. It's not gonna go in some sort of Jewish star
0:23.6	Time I
0:25.6	Oh, well, we're the round table of gentlemen. I'm Ben Kissle. Let's meet the round table Ed that no
0:35.3	I have a feeling that I am the victim here
0:38.8	Thinking you guys are retarded this is what you do is you ruin things. I'm sure when you were kid you ruined
0:45.6	I did ruin Christmas. I was delight. I don't even know who's talking though right now
0:48.7	I don't know I know anybody I got a game boy for Christmas one year and it was like the happiest Christmas
0:56.6	Mommy and daddy knew how to take care of baby and I got I got game boy
1:02.6	I got black castle Lego I got Lego black castle. Yeah, it was fucking it was great. I didn't even think again something like that
1:10.0	Oh, you have to know the credit that shit. They're having we haven't done hello. Who's do my left?
1:16.0	Hello, you want me to talk? Is that what you want? I'm Jackie's a browseky
1:22.0	Adlarson cupcake
1:24.6	Okay, hold on
1:26.1	That's right, but I want to be Kevin you can never be Kevin different dudes
1:31.3	Nearly every way mostly with charisma
1:34.3	Mostly things of charisma related like all but I almost got so much pussy dude
1:38.3	You should have seen me in the living ruler earlier when we were watching animation
1:41.8	I thought I was asleep
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