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Episode 5: The Fidgipen is Mightier Than the FondleCube

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2017

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

The Boys take a long look inward and contemplate the tautology of the self. Also covered on today's show: the ethics of death, atomic consciousness, and molecular theory. Just kidding, this one is about bad jokes and stupid pens.

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0:00.0

You're not going to. All right, listen, so what I think we should do is I think we should I think we should

0:26.5

do the same shit we've been doing which is like we we have like this cold open

0:31.1

kind of yeah where we have like we come in as if we come in as if we've been talking about it the

0:38.9

whole time and it's like it's like a riff we do like well we did what the fucking lifesavers riff or whatever that was

0:46.5

That was pretty good that was funny and I think it would be like a it'd be like a you an unexpected or candid just us like talking.

0:57.0

Right, it's like a fly on the wall.

1:00.0

Yeah.

1:01.0

And I think fun for them. I think people will like that and I think it's more

1:06.7

realistic and it doesn't sound quite as stilted as just saying, okay hello, you know, what would that even sound like?

1:15.0

Like, okay, the music would fade out.

1:16.7

Hey, what's up guys?

1:17.7

Hey guys, it's me, Jesse, and this is Mike.

1:20.0

I mean, that's just like, that's brutal.

1:22.4

I don't think anyone wants to hear that

1:24.9

But you don't think the bit that we do where we just chat and again you don't think that that's

1:30.9

Getting old right getting old, right?

1:33.8

Getting old, like what do you mean?

1:35.5

Like, you don't think that we're gonna have to invent something,

1:40.0

like a fake intro talking about the real intro to try and spice it up.

1:49.0

No, I think it's too early to go meta.

1:50.8

I don't think we've earned it yet.

1:52.1

Okay. So, no, I wouldn't go. to go that

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