So, if you're going to do anything in your life, talc up.

Yeah, man.

Talc up, baby. Hello and welcome to episode 5 of Midlakea podcast.

I'm one of your host as usual, Matthew Moore, with me. We have got. Darren Bulldoch, your other host? We're here, episode five of Mid-Lar Game a podcast. I'm one of your hosts as usual, Matthew Moore, with me.

We have got. Darren Bulldoch, your other host. We're here, episode five, friend. How do you feel? I'm feeling pretty good. I'm feeling really sexual. So let us know what we're going to be talking about this week. Okay, pretty standard format that we're working to. We're going to talk about what we've been playing, other things going on in our lives, if there are of any interest whatsoever.

We'll cover off

a couple of news items. We'll do a little bit of a spotlight feature if we can. And we'll round it up

with some chat around retail side of things. I'm liking your t-shirt today. Gamer. Gamer.

For those you can't see, it says gamer on my t-shirt. I'm liking your t-shirt today. Gamer. Gamer. Indeed.

For those of you can't see, it says gamer on my t-shirt. I think one day we should always contemplate doing a video podcast. I haven't got the face for radio. I haven't got a face for TV. What have you been playing this week? Okay, I'll tell you what, this week has been mostly Gears of War, my friend. Okay, tell me all about your gears of War Week.

Well, I've been a cheeky little monkey and I've had some time of work. This week has been mostly Gears of War, my friend. Okay, tell me all about your Gears of War Week.

Well, I've been a cheeky little monkey, and I've had some time off work, and I've been playing a lot of Gears of War. How dare you? I know. But I've been playing Gears of War, and it's been nice. And my only, we have to send, I don't think I'd send an apology, but I think our heartfelt wishes need to go back to Fizzy,

who's been offline is B-16,

and he's not been able to play with us. But in his absence, we had myself, we had you, we had misogyny, we had sea biscuits, and we had the Big Ugly Freak himself, join us. It was good. It was very good, and you're getting loads better at that game. No, but I have a problem with our gaming night this week.

Okay.

And the listeners should be able to appreciate this.

Knowing you were at school and you had your sports section of your curriculum and you generally, in your class, right, you've got the people that are really good at sport. Yeah at sport yeah yeah you've got your people that are okay at sport and they've got mates yeah yeah and then you've got the people who are totally rubbish at sport and nobody wants to know them so what happens is like you got your two captains and then you take turns to pick because that's how you play your gears of war i like i like the way you do it yeah okay okay okay let me go let me finish let me finish okay so there's what eight people in the room okay so you've got your two captains so let's say for example you're one captain C Biscuits the

captain okay okay so I'm sitting there waiting patiently and a pattern seemed to develop okay so what would happen is

ems would get picked somebody else to get picked blah blah blah and always be the last one to get

picked you'd always be the ginger kid at the end I was I was the fat ginger kid who'd forgot his kit

and I was stood there shivering in my pants right and you just you just kept picking me and sticking me in goal. All right. You're out of order, all right. That's all I'm going to say on them. Okay. So next week, if there's going to be any of this team splitting up bollocks, right? I want to be, I'll tell you what you could do. How the lowest people be team captains. The person who's lowest in the previous round mate them the team captain. Why not?

We could give I'll tell you what you could do. How the lowest people be team captains. The person who's lowest in the previous round, mate, then the team captain.

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