Episode 5 - Siiri

The Amelia Project

Philip Thorne

Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Comedy Fiction

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2018

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

“Your answerphone message is paradoxical. Please answer this question: If there is no phone call, how could I hear the message?” Season 1, Episode 5. The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! All sorts of people seek out the death faking business, and in this episode the client is an Artificial Intelligence… With: Alan Burgon, Elisabeth Dahl and Julia Morizawa. Written and directed by Oystein U. Brager. Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. The episode was inspired by a blog post by Tim Urban of Wait But Why. The fellow audio drama recommendation in this episode was for Uncanny County. For full credits see our website. Website: https://ameliapodcast.com Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/transcripts Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-amelia-project?ref_id=6148 Twitter: https://twitter.com/amelia_podcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ameliapodcast/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/ameliapodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This Winter, memberships will never be the same again.
0:03.4	Amazon Prime presents Eddie Murphy's new Christmas movie, Candy Kane Lane, and Fast Delivery,
0:09.0	all for 899 a month. I've got to sign up now.
0:12.2	Get great entertainment and fast delivery
0:15.0	all for 899 a month.
0:17.0	It's on prime.
0:18.0	Geographic restrictions and Ties and C's apply 18 plus.
0:20.0	Alvina, it's me. I've just discovered the most amazing thing. It's called Shaker and Spoon, and
0:29.2	it's a subscription cocktail service. I can learn how to make hand-crafted cocktails right here at the office.
0:36.4	From now on our Scrabble Knights will be even more fun.
0:40.2	Every box comes with enough ingredients to make three different cocktail recipes developed by world-class mixologists.
0:47.5	All I need to do is buy one bottle of that month's spirit,
0:50.7	and I have all I need to make 12 drinks at home. That's seven for me and five for you.
0:57.0	And it's just 40 to 50 dollars per month, plus the cost of the bottle.
1:01.0	That is much cheaper than Vove Kiko.
1:04.6	Unless we get Joey and Salvatore to raid a van again, of course.
1:08.4	Oh, and you can skip or cancel boxes any time.
1:12.0	My first shaker and spoonbox just arrived. What do you say we start
1:16.5	our Scrabble session a bit early? I'm already shaking.
1:20.0	P.S. Alvina, if you want your own set, you can get $20 off your first box at
1:27.6	Shaker and Spoon.com forward slash Amelia.
1:32.0	Do you also want your Scrabble Knights to be even more fun?
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