Welcome to Zach to the Future. I'm your co-host, Dashel Driscoll, joined today by Mark Paul Gossler.

Hello, Mark Paul. Hello, Dashel. How are you? I am great. Okay, well... I can't even... If you saw my face, you would know it wasn't straight, I can't even say it with a straight face. I can see it just peering above the little setup you have to record behind as we now record in the same room.

If people only knew the setup that we have. It involves cardboard.

Cardboard and masking tape, no, duct tape actually. But it is better than being on my RV, which we recorded the first, I believe, three episodes on my RV. Yeah, the first three episodes were a phone call, and now they take place in a, how do you want a home gym? This is a home gym. It's a pretty good size home gym. Yeah, home gym doesn't really do it. Like a lot of people think home gym is like a bicycle in a corner. This is like a, I feel like I'm certainly in more of a gym than I've ever been in in this calendar year. I treated myself with this gym when I was doing pitch. I was playing a major league baseball player, needed a bulk up. And I thought, this is a great tax ride off. I'm going to use, you know, business money for this and created this nice little space that we're podcasting in. And I bet when you created it, you never in a million years thought you'd be using it for this. But thank you, Mark Paul, for opening up your gym to record in. I have nothing more to say than take it away. Let's do the show, Dashel. Wait, no, I didn't,

but did you do your homework? Oh, I did. I did. It was fun. I had a fun time doing my homework

this week. This is a fun episode. Okay. Yeah, I would agree. Can I say fun any more times in one

sentence? You can, but it has diminishing returns on how much people will believe any of this is fun at all for anyone. But I, you know, I did have fun watching it. But in case you're listening and you didn't do your homework, which again, that's okay, nobody's perfect. I prepared a brief summary. And? And here it is. It's Science Project Week at Bayside. Zach is partnered with Screech, who was doing

all the work until he became hopelessly distraught at never finding love. Zach unsuccessfully

tries to help him find a mate in the halls of Bayside, then decides to pretend to be a girl over the phone

named Bambi who's interested in Screech. Screech falls for Bambi, chains himself to a locker

demanding to meet her. Sozak, with the help of Lisa and Jesse, dresses up like Bambi for a date

with Screech at the max. Screech is smitten at first, but eventually ends things with Bambi when she

makes him choose between her and his friends. Screech leaves to finish the science project, the end.

That's the episode.

Well done.

And just like that, it's Act 1.

And yeah, the episode begins in the max, and you have Jesse and Slater arguing over their

science project, which again, you know, Science Project Week.

And Mark Paul,

did you ever make a volcano like this? I think I did. Maybe in elementary school or junior

high school. It's just baking soda and vinegar? It is, yeah, vinegar. I mean, they would...

It's a chemical reaction. Right. I mean, yeah, but it's also a chemical reaction that, like,

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