Episode 5- Pavel Grachev

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Lions Led By Donkeys

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4.6 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2018

⏱️ 62 minutes

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On this episode we talk about Pavel Grachev, the Russian Minister of Defense who ordered the storming of Grozny while piss drunk during the First Chechen War. Follow Lions Led By Donkeys on twitter. Follow Joe on twitter Follow Nick on twitter

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0:00.0	You're going to be here. Oh, Hello and welcome to another episode of the Lions led by Donkeys podcast. I'm Joe and that is Nick
0:38.0	That's right this is our once a week
0:41.0	fucking sleepover It's fucking sleepover.
0:43.0	It's not a sleepover, it's weird.
0:45.0	It's a weird sleepover since I turn 30 tomorrow.
0:49.0	You'll be fine, we always do it.
0:51.0	Yeah, it's weird that I turn 30 and I'm like still alive. Do not expect to live this long.
0:57.1	I think that's how we all feel. Yeah. I told my parents you guys have to start
1:02.3	at a really young age. I told giving my
1:05.8	insurance money stored in the casket with me. You're like 22. That's all you need.
1:12.3	It's all you need. It's all you need.
1:14.0	You didn't start losing your hair yet.
1:16.0	Well, I did when I was told me to.
1:18.0	It's getting thinned you dick.
1:20.0	Which sucks.
1:22.0	Because even the fucking barber shop is like,
1:25.0	dude, you got some really thin hair in the back of your head.
1:28.0	I was like, oh, sweet, cool.
1:30.0	Balding.
1:31.0	Yeah.
1:32.0	Yeah. Hey, at least you made it. I think I started balding when I was 20, but it's because I won the genetic lottery and my dad was like completely
1:38.9	bald by the time he's 25. But you got that good Armenian blood? That just means I have hair literally everywhere except where I'm balding. And a cell phone plan to come with it. Yeah, when I turned 18 if I didn't join the army I actually had a job lined up as a skin care specialist in a mall
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