Episode 5 - No D**K Pics, No Apologies

Ross Patterson Revolution!

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🗓️ 8 February 2017

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Ross Patterson goes off on people who issue "public apologies" and he chats about why you can't get away with a sweet dick pic in today's world. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross.
0:07.0	Patterson Revolution! to what is this. Welcome to the Revolution. This revolution will not be televised.
0:26.7	Actually that's not true. We will be televised. We will be televised shortly.
0:31.5	Live on Facebook, live on the use tube? I believe that's what the Iraqis are
0:37.6	calling it. The use tube? Are you big on the use tube? Yes, we'll be there as well.
0:43.8	Where else will we be?
0:44.8	I don't know.
0:45.8	I'm not, I'm not clearvoyant.
0:47.2	I can't read the future.
0:48.8	Never been a soothsayer.
0:50.7	As a child, I wasn't born with a lion's tooth in my crib or any gypsy tears.
0:58.0	I can't read tea leaves.
1:01.2	So if you're looking for those answers, go somewhere else. I'll say the person you can't go to though for those answers is the jablers. We got Jesse Wiseman on the show.
1:12.0	What an intro, thank you.
1:14.0	You can't read people's minds, Jesse.
1:16.0	You can't read people's minds.
1:19.0	No.
1:20.0	You can.
1:21.0	I saw you once getting a manicure and you you faked it though to an Asian woman.
1:26.6	She put out her hand you were like give me your hand.
1:28.6	I'm gonna read your fortune and you read a fake fortune to an Asian woman once in a strip mall in Tulsa
1:35.2	Oklahoma. Oh my gosh that was good time yeah wasn't it yeah it was and you
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